Score: 9

"Very, very addictive"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: September 1, 2009

Awesomly addictive game, good graphics, good sound, and chalenging to begin with. However, as soon as I bought the Golden Gun, I managed 2 million feet on the first try with it. Overpowered much? I could probably reach several more million feet with more practice using the golden gun.
Despite this, good game. A sequel ould kind of kill it, though.

Score: 9

"Very Nice"

submission: Cube Colossus

date: August 21, 2009

Slick graphics, good sound, addicting gameplay, exquisite control, what more could I want? This kind of control makes me feel like a real fighter pilot, ignore childishness in previous comment. However, it was very repetitive, although the story was good (no spoilers!). Even the 'Boss' levls were just basicly the same thing, but with something else. Also, the 'Overdrives' weren't really that good.
Negatives aside, very good. The weapon selection was good, and how Rua's skills of using the different types of weapons increased with use was brilliant.
This gameplay system should be further utilised. I was never really fond of arena games due to small map sizes, but this was just amazing.
Keep up the good work, 9/10

Score: 8

"Very Good"

submission: Bunnykill 4

date: July 11, 2009

I think it was prettly awesome, but some of the bits in the last scene were kinda cleche. Reminded me of too many overused moves/comboes in too many different TV shows and movies. T'was still neat though.

Score: 9

"Much better than the second one."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 8, 2009

Yes, this one was harlerious (spelling). Personnally, I'd rank the second one as the weakest, don't ask me why. This was probably better than the first one, although the first one did have the advantage of originality when I first watched it.

P.S. I deducted one star because the viewing area was too small.
P.P.S. How did you get all those rhyming fish?
P.P.P.S. 1000 reviews in four days congratz.

Score: 10

"I'm hungry."

submission: Crunchdown

date: October 17, 2008

Great game man, two things:

1. On the first boss, I tried to eat the guy but then I turned invisible lol. But I still killed the guy with my floating crowbar. OMG floating crowbar. That didn't disapear man. What the fuck is up with that yo.

2. It made me fucking hungry.

Yeah I guess this is sorta differnent to the really, really long reviews I usually do as LordRG, but I don't give a fuck cuz I ain't botherered. Or arsed for that matter.

Score: 8

"Neat-o"

submission: Trapped 4

date: October 5, 2008

Probably the best trapped game so far(havn't played trapped 5 yet), got it done in
20mins. I took the boss down and only took 2 hits, way too easy.

Score: 10

"Washing hair eh?"

submission: Mardek Rpg: Chapter 2

date: September 8, 2008

OMG awsome! I have never played played a game like this ever before...

By the time I finished writing this, it was about two days after I finished the Mardek Chapter 1. At first, Ater finisheing the first one, it was about 10 'o' clock at night. The first Mardek only took me about 45mins the complete, so I thought
"Hey! I must still have time to do the second chapter!"
So I went on to the second page, and stopped in my tracks at the sight of
'10 hours of gameplay!'

Actually it took me 9 hours 48mins, STRAIGHT! But yeah, close enough. It took me a day. Anyway, on with the review.

At first, I though it would be like the first game, with only Mardek and Deugan, but then at the first boss, the theif guy, it actually kinda amazed me at the sight of a party of 4. I mean, WOW! I get four guys and he's only got 1! HA HA! But then he shot me with his handgun :(

Also, further on in the game, in the lake, it was kinda weird with the hag. She real ugly maaan.

Furthermore, in the catacombs, the maze was really kinda difficult. I mean HARD!
Nah not really! The map seriously helped me out. Especially with the hidden chests. And the hidden paths. LOL.

And, in the battleship, the sercurity orbs were really anoyying. There were just Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo many sercurity orbs. Wayy too many maan. Also, I was super duper uber mega annoyed with the entry into the second floor. At first, I couldn't find my way in, execpt for the path north of the landing room with the door thing. I thought, I had to shut down the power crystals or something to get through, but it didn't work. So I tried killing ever single little servitor (little bastards). UNTIL I discovered there was a path to the south of the escape hatch. RARGHHHHGHHGBYVFTbuhsdcgfnseuioxdnhfm x,osdkfjxseuifnmhxodjfo!!!!!!!!!!1111 !!!!1!!11!11!1!1111!! I was really pissed off.

Anyway, I really didn't see it coming when Moric went into Social Fox's body. Ergh.

Conclusion:
Very good. Keep up the good work when your making the third one. Don't rush it! Also, I never hired the mercenary, what's he like? Also, what did the girl (sorry I've forgot her name) do that doomed Belfain (but Mardek saved) anyway? Will it be revealed later on? And what about the temple in Lake Qur? And also NOOOOOOOOOOO DEUGAN! Nah I never liked him anyway. I bet he comes back though. it didn't show what happened to him facing off with the thing. And he was in the introduction from the first game, so yeah.

Also, do the guys have hair, I mean they wear hoods all the time so we never see.

Thus my review comes to an end. Keep up the good work, don't rush the third game as I said, yeah keep up the good work.

Mardek: Lvl 11
Deugan: Lvl 12
The girl: Lvl 12
Wothisfacepaladin guy: Lvl 12

I got 60% chests woohoo.

55000 points.

Score: 10

"Pixel men."

submission: Mardek Rpg: Chapter 1

date: September 6, 2008

OMG this was fucking awsome! I did play this game quite a while back, in soewaht 2006 I think, and I didnt really get the game when I finished it. But now, after a second playthrough, it really seems to make sense! At the time I wrote this review, I would still be to play Mardek 2 so no comments on that will be mentioned in this review.

The introduction I found was quite an original and good idea. I liked it how it was like 'looking into the future of the lot of them'.

How do you get through the door in the sewer? Is it to be accessed in later chapters? Meh, it probably is.

Also, the reactions for them dosent seem to work(execpt during the intro bit). There wern't any actual keys for activating the reactions. But they wouldn't be much help anyway.

Conclusion: Great game, will be playing the second one soon, hope you work quickly (but don't rush!) the other ones, kepp up the good work!

One last thing, the yellow guy is my favourite :)

Score: 10

"OMG AWSOME!"

submission: Owls

date: June 24, 2008

It's just another great Weebl classic to do with something stupid. And I love it! I mean, come on! Everyone is fond of owls (but me...).

Score: 3

"Pretty creepy..."

submission: Sunshine: TANKMEN

date: June 20, 2008

Man... that was really weird. I guess there wasn't really much to do in this creepy video. I got tired of moving it around after a while.